Insiden di Omegle

Berkali-kali chating di Omegle, baru kali ini obrolan gue nyambung. Biasanya, setiap kali gue bilang kalo gue dari Asia, lebih terus terang lagi Indonesia, mereka langsung disconnect. Entah apa alasannya. Yang lebih ekstrem, sebelum disconnect, mereka ngumpat-ngumpat dulu. Kata-kata kasar lagi. Gak perlu gue sebutin lah mereka ngomong apa.

Kebanyakan yang chating di Omegle adalah dari US, kalau nggak Cina. Berkali-kali gue chating sama mereka, kebanyakan laki-laki dan nyari cewek. Makanya pas awal2 atau setelah basa-basi dikit, mereka langsung nanya: “m or f?” atau “asl?”. Kalo udah nanya gitu, hampir pasti bahwa dia adalah cowok kesepian yang lagi nyari cewek. Makanya kalau gue jawab “m” atau “23 m”, mereka pasti bilang “bye” atau langsung disconnect. Emang pada ga jelas tuh orang!

By the way, pagi ini gue iseng-iseng chat di Omegle, dan karena gue kesal, gue juga pake kata-kata kotor yg biasa bule-bule pake. Tapi justru dari kata-kata kotor itulah obrolan jadi nyambung. Setidaknya mereka membalas dengan kata-kata yang lebih kasar lagi😀 Tapi di satu sisi, kadang-kadang gue dapet manfaat juga dari situs ini, terutama ketika gue dapet informasi2 yang baru dari para omeglers, termasuk kali ini. Terus terang, gue baru tau kalau “yankee” itu sebutan negatif untuk orang Amrik, terus Prancis dipandang sebelah mata oleh bangsa Eropa lainnya, entah itu benar atau tidak. yang pasti, gue dapet info ini dari orang Prancis langsung. Nah, mau tau chatnya? Ini dia (maaf, kata-kata kotornya di sensor ya, ga baik buat anak-anak :):

You = gue, stranger = orang Prancis.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: hihihihih
You: what
You: is it funny?
You: u laugh like kuntilanak
Stranger: i knew you would say that
Stranger: you scoundrel
You: u know kuntilanak?
Stranger: no
Stranger: and i don’t want to know
You: its kind of ghost
You: long hair
You: big hall on the back
You: ad also long nose
You: i mean tongue
You: when she laughs, its like “hihihihi”
Stranger: he is amazing
You: its a she u i***t
You: i mean big hole on the back
Stranger: do you really think what you just said😦
You: i mean it
You: u are like kuntilanak
Stranger: i’m very disappointed
You: and one again, she never steps on the earth when she walks
Stranger: i thought we could become friends
You: what the h**l u think of friend?
Stranger: and more who knows..
You: people who come here are all s**t
Stranger: i know
Stranger: mostly americans
You: aren’t u american?
Stranger: haha sweet jesus no..
You: so where u?
Stranger: did i look to be american?
You: how do i look at u? i have none of ur pics
Stranger: for me you look… maybe brazilian
You: how d u know?
Stranger: i don’t know, an intuition
You: u wrong
Stranger: d&mn
Stranger: you yankee?
You: yankee?
You: i dont know that word?
You: im not brazilian
Stranger: really you don’t know yankee
Stranger: that’ s a term to call americans
You: is it in positive sense or negative?
Stranger: very negative😀
You: holy s**t
You: haha..
Stranger: haha
You: i’ll use that term
Stranger: so where are you from
You: asia
You: u?
Stranger: asia is a large information..
Stranger: so me europe..
You: i dont know why people underestimate asians
Stranger: who understimate them?
You: most people on omegle
Stranger: are you from 中国
Stranger: really
You: nope
Stranger: what do they say
Stranger: rise eater?
You: no
You: everyone needs it
Stranger: what, rice?
You: sure
Stranger: that’s really true
Stranger: i eat that morning, day and night
You: are u from france?
Stranger: haha what do you say that
Stranger: why
Stranger: it not very nice to say this😦
You: why not?
Stranger: because…
Stranger: i don’t know.. france
Stranger: most people here say french are faggots
Stranger: try you will see
You: my ass!
Stranger: say hello i’m from france, and you will get insults
Stranger: you like france?
You: really?
Stranger: yes really
Stranger: what do you like about france
You: just like eiffel, paris, not much
Stranger: haha the worst..
Stranger: let me try to guess where you live
You: go ahead
Stranger: if you really from asia.;
Stranger: singapor! i’m almost sure
Stranger: don’t deny😀
You: u wrong
Stranger: you speak english too well to be something else
You: now lemme guess where u live
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: so hong kong?
You: nope
You: i studied english at college
Stranger: taiwan? (they say they are not chinese.. haha)
You: not at all
Stranger: hum
You: now let me guess wher u live
You: hold on
Stranger: ok the first who guess right win
Stranger: corea?
You: im sure there two options
You: either u from uk or canada
Stranger: well i said europe
Stranger: i didn’t know canada have mooved haha
You: ok, Uk then
Stranger: so you say uk..
Stranger: i’m affraid you wrong
Stranger: and you kora?
Stranger: korea
You: u wrong
Stranger: d**n
Stranger: where could you be from!
Stranger: don’t say japan haha
You: i wont
Stranger: all right
Stranger: so you must be from south asia..
You: it could be
You: hah-hah
Stranger: yes
Stranger: indonesia
Stranger: like often
You: h**l
You: at last
You: u f***ing right
Stranger: i should have say it at the begining…
You: why didnt u
Stranger: we meet indonesian 1/2 on this site
You: this fucking site is popular in here
Stranger: because if wanted to try something more crazy for one time😦
You: so tell me where u fom?
Stranger: indonesia is too classical
Stranger: i want exotism
Stranger: i guessed yours, so just guess for me if you want to know
You: it is very exotic
You: well..
You: german?
You: germany?
Stranger: haha no..
Stranger: thanks to god
You: i guess netherland
You: to be sure
Stranger: no.. not all that stuff
You: so whre the h**l r u frm?
You: i give up
Stranger: you the h**l said it at first!
Stranger: why don’t you follow your instinct
You: italiano?
You: spain?
Stranger: no…..
Stranger: FRENCH FRENCH
You: hell u frm france?
Stranger: it’s seems so
Stranger: i never said countrary
Stranger: i wondered how you knew
You: how i knew what?
Stranger: that im from france
Stranger: you say it at first
You: that’s the first i think of when u said u from europe
Stranger: and by the way it’s fucking in late in france
Stranger: woo really
You: sure
You: i wouldn say it again since u said u not from france
Stranger: that ‘s great, i didn’t excpeted france were so popular
You: so is it true?
Stranger: what?
You: that people think french faggots?
Stranger: i didn’t say that😀
You: u did
Stranger: i think americans thinks so
You: just americans?
You: not whole people?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: italians to
Stranger: and english
You: oh my ass
Stranger: and all country of north africa
Stranger: you can say it..
Stranger: and we live so near to them
You: is there any tension between your contry and theirs?
Stranger: i wish france could go out of europe
You: oh no..
Stranger: i don’t know, but i’m sick of them
You: well but ur english good..
Stranger: it too bad france can’t moove location
You: as i know, french people dont speak english well
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i’m feel ashamed to speak it so well..
You: oh god
Stranger: it’s because of video games
You: ah really?
Stranger: i buy them in united state
You: like playstation?
Stranger: so i become familiar with english😥
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: and more others
Stranger: dreamcast
Stranger: gamecube
Stranger: ..
Stranger: it’s necessary to buy them from usa because in europe we have lesser version
Stranger: i would prefere to buy them from japan
Stranger: but i don’t speak japanese yet
You: well, this interseting
You: would u please just hold on a minute
You: i wanna pie
You: wash my hand
Stranger: yes, but not to much
Stranger: then i’ve have to leave because it’s 4:11 am
You: where u going?
Stranger: and i start to feel fucking sleepy
You: ah really?
Stranger: in my holly bed
You: its 10 am here
Stranger: i know.. you live in the future
You: well are u on facebook or messenger?
Stranger: i have a messenger but can i really trust you..
You: sure
You: why not
You: indonesian people like to befriend
Stranger: maybe it’s a trick or something like this
Stranger: haha i say bullshit sorry
You: how can i make u trust me?
Stranger: i don’t why since more of 4 hours i can’t stop to say bullshit
Stranger: you don’t need
Stranger: i give it to you
You: alright
You: my honor
Stranger: i don’t mind even if you want to kill me secretly
Stranger: sauveurestbeau@hotmail.fr
You: not even think of
Stranger: see you next time maybe so..
You: wait, how am i suppose to call u?
Stranger: well
You: just wanna make sure that its u
Stranger: my lord sounds quite good😀
Stranger: or if you want give the name that you wish
Stranger: the first you gave me
Stranger: was very fine
You: im cecep wijaya
You: u can call me cheppy
Stranger: kuntilanak
You: oh no
Stranger: all right
You: HAhah
Stranger: why not
Stranger: call me kunty
Stranger: i like it
You: please im serious
Stranger: good bye
You: it would be an honor to know u
Stranger: well so Sauveur
Stranger: that’s my true name
Stranger: but it’s french and you don’t know how to say it
You: wlell i dont know how to say it
You: yeah
You: but thanks
Stranger: your welcome
Stranger: one day maybe i’d teach you how to speak french
You: id love to
Stranger: it would be interesting
You: i wanna learn another language besides this fucking english
Stranger: a la prochaine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ada beberapa chat conversation lain yang lebih lucu. Pernah setelah panjang lebar bercerita, ternyata kita sama-sama dari Indonesia. Hahah.. what a coincidence! Di dunia maya, segala kemungkinan bisa terjadi. Nanti deh gue ceritain lagi.

Yang pernah chat di Omegle, boleh donk berbagi cerita di sini🙂 (ceps)

3 thoughts on “Insiden di Omegle

  1. How a funny chat! Kok bisa gitu ya, kang? Huahahaha. Atau mungkin tuh orang emang a desperate one. But, it doesn’t mean that a desperate one talk something bad, it can mean that a desperate one talks something very true when getting desperate. Huahaha. =D

  2. @ yaya, Omegle lumayan bgs juga buat practice english. apalagi kalo cewek, biasanya nyambung, he3..

    @ IBS, i think they’re frustrated and they pour it up into someone they chatting with..haha3..

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